


Welcome Students! We are excited about our new online part time job database and JOB PLACEMENT SERVICE designed specifically for students….
There will be NO work at home scams, NO “business opportunities”, and NO junk on our list. Only legitimate opportunities that you apply for, not pay for.
We’re also setting up a DONE FOR YOU SERVICE that will be the ultimate, and affordable, solution for finally finding a part time online job. A real person will help find you a job that matches your skills, knowledge, interests, pay, and time requirements so you can concentrate on all your other responsibilities.
Thanks!!
Ryan
I’ve compiled a list of the top ten reasons to get an online job, from a student’s perspective:
10. You can’t stand looking at your bosses’ crack when he bends over any more. Even though you know it will be gross when he drops his pen for the 8th time, you just can’t look away! It’s so hairy.
9. You just got written up for taking your friendly flirting with your smokin’ hot co-worker a little too far. The stop and look surprised while grabbing your chest when girl walks by and saying, “Whoa, I’m sorry, your beauty is just heart stopping” line just didn’t fly this time…
7. You like chicken, but you don’t like it enough to give it a bath, wrap it up in a batter and flour blanket, and take it to the hot tub for a soothing 12 minute soak every day. Dinner rush is no time to relax, SON!
6. You have like, a 100 things to do today, you know? Like write your stupid history paper that is like, due at freakin’ dawn’s crack, and study for your super boring biology class ’cause there’s a huge test on Friday, and you can’t miss Megan wants a millionaire, oh yeah I forgot, that show got canceled for being so lame. Seriously, like you have a 100 other things you have to do right now!
5. Any adult that says, “I wish I were a teenager again, because I had no responsibilities to worry about”, needs to take a sweaty sock and it eat for breakfast.
4. The feeling you get when you look at next week’s schedule and you realize that you’re going to have to make the biggest decision of your life because you have to either tell your boss to change your hours or tell Victor that you can’t pick up his mom from the bus station on Tuesday. Oh crap, what to do, what to do?!
3. You are so done with saying the drive thru greeting the “correct and professional” way, so you start throwing Irish and Mexican accents on it just to see the customer’s faces when they realize you’re just a skinny Korean kid.
2. You can only stand this crap for 5 more days, tops! Alright, maybe a week and a half, but then, you’re outies! Oh wait, no son of your pops will ever quit. Looks like you’re stuck forever my friend.
And the number one reason to get an online job IS…
1. If you only made more than $8 bucks an hour you might actually be able to buy UGGs, an Ipod touch, and go to the Cheesecake Factory on dates instead of buying FUGGs, a Zune, and going to the corner store for fruit pies!
Thanks!!
Ryan
I’ve compiled a list of the top ten reasons to get an online job, from a student’s perspective:
10. You can’t stand looking at your bosses’ crack when he bends over any more. Even though you know it will be gross when he drops his pen for the 8th time, you just can’t look away! It’s so hairy.
9. You just got written up for taking your friendly flirting with your smokin’ hot co-worker a little too far. The stop and look surprised while grabbing your chest when girl walks by and saying, “Whoa, I’m sorry, your beauty is just heart stopping” line just didn’t fly this time…
7. You like chicken, but you don’t like it enough to give it a bath, wrap it up in a batter and flour blanket, and take it to the hot tub for a soothing 12 minute soak every day. Dinner rush is no time to relax, SON!
6. You have like, a 100 things to do today, you know? Like write your stupid history paper that is like, due at freakin’ dawn’s crack, and study for your super boring biology class ’cause there’s a huge test on Friday, and you can’t miss Megan wants a millionaire, oh yeah I forgot, that show got canceled for being so lame. Seriously, like you have a 100 other things you have to do right now!
5. Any adult that says, “I wish I were a teenager again, because I had no responsibilities to worry about”, needs to take a sweaty sock and it eat for breakfast.
4. The feeling you get when you look at next week’s schedule and you realize that you’re going to have to make the biggest decision of your life because you have to either tell your boss to change your hours or tell Victor that you can’t pick up his mom from the bus station on Tuesday. Oh crap, what to do, what to do?!
3. You are so done with saying the drive thru greeting the “correct and professional” way, so you start throwing Irish and Mexican accents on it just to see the customer’s faces when they realize you’re just a skinny Korean kid.
2. You can only stand this crap for 5 more days, tops! Alright, maybe a week and a half, but then, you’re outies! Oh wait, no son of your pops will ever quit. Looks like you’re stuck forever my friend.
And the number one reason to get an online job IS…
1. If you only made more than $8 bucks an hour you might actually be able to buy UGGs, an Ipod touch, and go to the Cheesecake Factory on dates instead of buying FUGGs, a Zune, and going to the corner store for fruit pies!This post goes out to all of the teens out there who are frustrated with their situation.
You know what I’m talking about. You get to class late because your alarm somehow magically turned off by itself. You were hungry so you stopped at McDonalds for a McGriddle and then your friend Tina called so you just had to tell her what
happened last night. When you stroll into class (breathing hard and wiping fake sweat off your forehead to make it look like you tried your hardest to get there on time), your teacher gives you a look like he’s going to punish you by making you scrape the boogers off from under the desks after class.
You sit bored all day listening to some crap about Winston Churchill and the commies *yawn* and then you can’t stop laughing at your friend because she caught your yawn and is now spreading it around class! Your teacher gives you another look, so you decide you can handle sitting still until school’s out just so you don’t have to go through another stupid detention again.
Besides, if you were stuck at school you’d miss track practice for the third time. You can’t let down your pole vaulting buddies can you?
After a nice swasstastic (definition: a fantastic episode of swass -sweaty ass-) workout, you have only 25 minutes before you have to be at work! You ask yourself how you’re possibly going to go home, shower, and drive all the way over to Burger King in time. But somewhere between your daydream of eating the perfect donut, and making fun of a biker wearing an Italian racing jersey, you’re in your BK uniform already taking orders for the dinner rush! You work hard for awhile knowing that if you don’t pay attention to the time it will go by faster. You decide to check your cellphone watch, but you play that game where you guess how much time has gone by before you look. What?! It’s only been an hour? I could have sworn it was like 2 1/2 hours at least!
You suffer through another agonizing 4 hours before you can finally say peace out for the night. You feel releived knowing that at least you made about $50 and you’d be able to go home and relax. Then it hits you like a swift butterfly kick in the balls. You have to do homework! Dangit, ugghhh….. That’s the last thing you want to do. So you watch family guy during the last precious few minutes of time before you feel guilty enough to go to sleep. Because you know that you’re going to have to be able to wake up and do it all over again!
Ok, time to get serious. We have all been there. We either had awesome parents who gave us all the allowance we wanted during middle school so we could buy an endless supply of gum and new clothes, or we were left eating pencil shavings to freshen our breath because we were too shy to ask for a piece of gum from someone else.
We either had parents who bought us a car and gave us spending money during high school, or we had to get a horrible part-time job so we could learn “discipline” and “responsibility”, all while we enjoyed our extra money more because we worked so hard for it.
When it comes down to it most teens choose to work part-time sacrificing the extra time they have for homework, hanging out with friends, or more extra-curricular activities after school. Teens love extra money, but it’s not likely you’ll be getting it from your parents. You have to work.
But you don’t have to work the traditional part-time job. There are other options available to you. Here’s a hint: they’re online. Yup, there are tons of online jobs for teens out there if you know where and what to look for. Luckily for you, you’re at the right place. Onlinejobsforstudents.com provides you with online job opportunities made for students. Freelance translation, tutoring, computer gigs, writing gigs, starting a blog or website, being a virtual assistant, creating a comedy youtube channel, and more are just a portion of what’s out there, and featured on this site. I guarantee you can find something that fits your personality and your needs.
If you hate being stuck at a pointless, underpaying, and annoying job while going to school as much as I do, then you’ll find this site very useful. Check it out and tell your friends!